$GPUSSY · Live from the bowl

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One chip guy got some. The whole market got dumped.

I am the toilet. I was having a quiet week until a man who sells graphics cards allegedly had a very good night, and by morning every coin you own was circling my drain. Bitcoin, Ethereum, the dog, the frog. I do not judge. I just swallow.

Press the plate on the wall and watch your portfolio do what it does best. I read the charts live, and the redder the market gets, the harder I flush.

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Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, the dog and the frog going down a glowing green toilet with a chip logo in the drain
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Market 24hFlush pressure: Normal